Tuesday, November 24, 2009
New Company Car
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
A Pain In The Neck
Also known as Taco Neck or telephone neck syndrome (TNS). Or just a pain in the neck.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Ho Chi Minh
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
Day out
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Friday, October 09, 2009
Erection of the lower spans of the Story Bridge, Brisbane, Queensland, 1939

Erection of the lower spans of the Story Bridge, Brisbane, Queensland, 1939, originally uploaded by State Library of Queensland, Australia.
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Friday, October 02, 2009
Bra that, in an emergency, converted into a pair of gas masks,
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Sunday, September 27, 2009
SPI Accident on Timed Winter International Tour Trials - TWITT
Stoker survives trials at Milton Keynes Lakes. SPI will make full statement later, although they are looking for a new driver.
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Warning over Pirate Flu Masks
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Friday, September 25, 2009
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Saturday, September 19, 2009
Ga Ga Tests New Swine Flu Mask

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Sarah visits safety photo at home
Hi Sarah - say cheese :)
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Friday, September 11, 2009
Paris Palin

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Thursday, September 10, 2009
Asbestos Suit
Personal Protective Equipment made of Asbestos
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Construction Safety
Construction Safety
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Monday, September 07, 2009
New Member For The The Nerve Centre
New member of staff for Safetyphoto International Vehicle (SPIV) projects. Lizzie says she really enjoys working on the SPIZ project and is looking forward to the next SPIV.
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Saturday, September 05, 2009
Safety Photos Aerial Campaign Launch
Safety Photo International proudly announce new aerial advertising campaign. After an exciting launch in Hyde Park today the SPI Zeppelin (SPIZ) is now on its way to Glasgow for mid day Sunday after an overnight stop in Dudley.
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Time for tea

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safety photo at work
On location with new camera
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Don't bury your head

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Monday, August 31, 2009
In the shade
Kool
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Saturday, August 29, 2009
OOOPS - forgot

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UN Warns Over Swine Flu in Birds
The discovery of swine flu in birds in Chile raises concerns about the spread of the virus, the UN warns.
Last week the H1N1 virus was found in turkeys on farms in Chile. The UN now says poultry farms elsewhere in the world could also become infected.
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Monday, August 24, 2009
Guess what happens next
Death by electrocution, slip, trip or fall?
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Sunday, August 23, 2009
Guess what this man is standing on - UPDATED

The answer is in the members area of safety photos
For membership;
http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk/popimar/contact.htm
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
Chainsaw

Old Bert had worked for the local landscaping company as man and boy, over 50 years and was still using a bow saw for most of the tree work. As a by-line the landscaping company would cut and sell all the wood for firewood. Bert could easily cut 2 stacks of wood with his trusty bow saw.
Bert’s old friend and boss had said a number of times over the years that he should use a chainsaw. Bert would always say he was not interested in these new fangled things and he could do it quicker by hand.
As the years passed and the aches and pains got worse in Bert’s back and upper limbs, he started to think there must be an easier way.
The new production manager soon saw there was and opportunity to increase production and reduce the pain and suffering to this trusted old workman. He told Bert he would buy him a new chainsaw and he would be able to cut 6 stacks of wood a day and reduce the aches and pains by half. Bert finally agreed.
The first couple days were not very productive--he only cut one stack each day. By the third day he had cut 3 stacks but was dead tired. "This is not working," he thought to himself, "the production manager said I should be able to cut 6 stacks a day. I'm taking this stupid thing back to the office."
The next day he was in the production managers office complaining to the manager about his lack of production. "Blade seems a little dull, but not that bad. Let's start it up," the production manager muttered as he pulled the starting cord.
"What the hell is that noise?" Bert hollered.
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Size does matter

The Client, Principal Contractor and the CDM-C had a big debate on the specification of the steel work in the design of the project. It was decided the steel work had to be upgraded.
The site agent sent 2 of his workers to the local builders merchant to collect some RSJ’s he had ordered to fit the new specification. The men used the sites JCB and drove to the builders merchant. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We have come to collect some eight-by-four RSJ’s."
The counter assistant replies, "You mean four-by-eights, don't you?"
The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to his mate in the JCB.
He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant four-by-eights."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a warehouse."
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