New Company Car

New 'eco' friendly company car for safetyphoto staff
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A Pain In The Neck

Shoulder and neck strain syndrome (SNSS) is a common MSD (musculo-skeletaldisorder) of the upper body.
Also known as Taco Neck or telephone neck syndrome (TNS). Or just a pain in the neck.
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Ear muffs

 

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sarcasm society

sarcasm society, originally uploaded by Abraxas3d.

To join - send me money

Lunch

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Ho Chi Minh

Nice view of Saigon River, shame about the guard rails on 25th floor
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Day out

A day out with the safetyphoto crew

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Erection of the lower spans of the Story Bridge, Brisbane, Queensland, 1939

Erection of the lower spans of the Story Bridge, Brisbane, Queensland, 1939, originally uploaded by State Library of Queensland, Australia.

Bra that, in an emergency, converted into a pair of gas masks,

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SPI Accident on Timed Winter International Tour Trials - TWITT

Stoker survives trials at Milton Keynes Lakes. SPI will make full statement later, although they are looking for a new driver.

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Warning over Pirate Flu Masks

Warning over Fake Flu Masks (FFM). Counterfeit flu masks may not offer full protection .

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New hobby - cone spotting

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Stoker at work in crime free Hong Kong

Stoker at work in crime free Hong Kong, originally uploaded by stoker_safetyphoto.

Ga Ga Tests New Swine Flu Mask

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Sarah visits safety photo at home

Hi Sarah - say cheese :)
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Paris Palin

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Asbestos Suit

Personal Protective Equipment made of Asbestos
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Construction Safety

Construction Safety

Great blog
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New Member For The The Nerve Centre

New member of staff for Safetyphoto International Vehicle (SPIV) projects. Lizzie says she really enjoys working on the SPIZ project and is looking forward to the next SPIV.
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Safety Photos Aerial Campaign Launch

Safety Photo International proudly announce new aerial advertising campaign. After an exciting launch in Hyde Park today the SPI Zeppelin (SPIZ) is now on its way to Glasgow for mid day Sunday after an overnight stop in Dudley.
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Time for tea

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safety photo at work

On location with new camera
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Don't bury your head

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In the shade

Kool
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OOOPS - forgot

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UN Warns Over Swine Flu in Birds

The discovery of swine flu in birds in Chile raises concerns about the spread of the virus, the UN warns.

Last week the H1N1 virus was found in turkeys on farms in Chile. The UN now says poultry farms elsewhere in the world could also become infected.
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Guess what happens next

Death by electrocution, slip, trip or fall?
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Guess what this man is standing on - UPDATED

The answer is in the members area of safety photos
For membership;
http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk/popimar/contact.htm
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Chainsaw

Old Bert had worked for the local landscaping company as man and boy, over 50 years and was still using a bow saw for most of the tree work. As a by-line the landscaping company would cut and sell all the wood for firewood. Bert could easily cut 2 stacks of wood with his trusty bow saw.

Bert’s old friend and boss had said a number of times over the years that he should use a chainsaw. Bert would always say he was not interested in these new fangled things and he could do it quicker by hand.

As the years passed and the aches and pains got worse in Bert’s back and upper limbs, he started to think there must be an easier way.

The new production manager soon saw there was and opportunity to increase production and reduce the pain and suffering to this trusted old workman. He told Bert he would buy him a new chainsaw and he would be able to cut 6 stacks of wood a day and reduce the aches and pains by half. Bert finally agreed.

The first couple days were not very productive--he only cut one stack each day. By the third day he had cut 3 stacks but was dead tired. "This is not working," he thought to himself, "the production manager said I should be able to cut 6 stacks a day. I'm taking this stupid thing back to the office."
The next day he was in the production managers office complaining to the manager about his lack of production. "Blade seems a little dull, but not that bad. Let's start it up," the production manager muttered as he pulled the starting cord.


"What the hell is that noise?" Bert hollered.

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Size does matter

The Client, Principal Contractor and the CDM-C had a big debate on the specification of the steel work in the design of the project. It was decided the steel work had to be upgraded.

The site agent sent 2 of his workers to the local builders merchant to collect some RSJ’s he had ordered to fit the new specification. The men used the sites JCB and drove to the builders merchant. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We have come to collect some eight-by-four RSJ’s."

The counter assistant replies, "You mean four-by-eights, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to his mate in the JCB.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant four-by-eights."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a warehouse."
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