Stoker: My friend Ted got a job down at the bowling place today as a safety officer.
Stoker: No, it's permanent.
Safety news, safety photos and a few safety jokes
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Environment Agency - Flood damage: "Homeowners that are flooded stand to lose on average more than £28,000 compared to £900 if they are burgled, the Environment Agency warned today on the launch of its national flood awareness campaign."