Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Creating Passionate Users: Is your app an ass-kisser?

Creating Passionate Users: Is your app an ass-kisser?: "If your app was an employee, what kind of employee would it be? When it's employee performance review time, how would you rate it? These are just a few of the apps I've worked with recently..."

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Dream

Once a Safety Officer kept having the same weird dream every night, so he went to a doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Safety Officer: I was being chased by the fire warden!

Doctor: So... what area are you in?

Safety Officer: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Safety Officer: Well that's the strange thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pulling the door and pulling the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

Safety Officer: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letters spell?

Safety Officer: It said "Push"

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safety photos
Safety news, safety photos and a few safety jokes

Safety joke

There was a safety officer who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different safety puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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safety photos
Safety news, safety photos and a few safety jokes

Insurance inspectors

Two drunk insurance inspectors were walking home along the railway tracks.

The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."

The second drunk insurance inspectors says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is really low down"


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safety photos
Safety news, safety photos and a few safety jokes

Friday, March 02, 2007

safety dance

Are they safety officers?

safety first.


safety first., originally uploaded by tmcpheeters.

To loud

Chinese welder's mask


Chinese welder's mask, originally uploaded by uninvolved observer.