A safety officer, a safety manager and a safety director in a large multi national were walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the safety officer. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! He’s gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the safety manager. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the safety director. The director says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
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