Three retired safety officers ages 72, 74, and 76 lived in a home together. One night the 76-year-old drew a bath. He put His foot in and paused. He yelled down the stairs "was I getting into or out of the bath?"
The 74-year-old yelled back "I don't know. I'll come up and see." He started up the stairs and paused. Then He yelled, "was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 72-year-old sat at the kitchen table having tea, listening to His fellow safety ‘pros’. He shook His head sadly and said, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocked on wood for good measure. He then yelled, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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