A Safety Officer goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the sales clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Safety Officer asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Safety Officer says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His manager sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The manager asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The manager said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Safety Officer replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
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