"NEWSFLASH! Health and Safety experts ban being born. Giving birth and the process of being born is potentially lethal.
'If we stop one mother or infantile death a year we will have succeeded in our goal of zero deaths in childbirth. Our stated mission is to protect the mother and unborn child from any potential risk. Banning birth will therefore achieve this strategic goal'.
The English language does not have an adjective that could accurately describe the stratospheric heights of stupidity these zealots will not go to. They need removing from the gene pool. For once I support their goal."
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