"Was it a bird? Was it a plane? Or was it a ned with a fancy torch?
"Not according to two separate witnesses who insist they saw strange lights in the Kilmarnock skies at the weekend.
On Saturday night at around 10.40pm in Kilmarnock town centre, a 32-year-old mum, who asked not to be named for fear of ridicule, noticed a bright light hovering in the trees behind her house."
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