"PREPARE FOR an invasion. Following the victory of Boris Johnson in the London mayoral election, liberal-minded Scots in London are packing their bags and preparing to scarper. Leading the rush north is Ian Jack, the celebrated Guardian journalist and former editor of the literary magazine Granta.
Jack recently wrote that he might find it impossible to remain in London after a takeover by Boris Johnson and his Oxford dining chum David Cameron. 'It means living under a double yoke of old Etonians', he lamented. Jack compared Scotland to liberal Canada, where many American refugees from Bush Republicanism have taken up residence."
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