Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover - Telegraph:
"By Megan Levy"
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner."HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: “That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.”
When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.
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