Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Size does matter


The Client, Principal Contractor and the CDM-C had a big debate on the specification of the steel work in the design of the project. It was decided the steel work had to be upgraded.

The site agent sent 2 of his workers to the local builders merchant to collect some RSJ’s he had ordered to fit the new specification. The men used the sites JCB and drove to the builders merchant. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We have come to collect some eight-by-four RSJ’s."

The counter assistant replies, "You mean four-by-eights, don't you?"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to his mate in the JCB.

He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant four-by-eights."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a warehouse."
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